Top # 50+ Funny and The Best Cat Quotes

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Top 50+ Funny and The Best Cat Quotes

Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud

I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke Bruce

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If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~Tay Hohoff

I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Ellen Perry Berkeley

If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.

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I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.

Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. Louise A. Belcher

The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life β€” music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison Keillor

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Joseph Wood Krutch

One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch

Cats have it all; admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod McKuen

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched. Miguel de Cervantes

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A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~Charlotte Gray

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone

Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. Hazel Nicholson

The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal β€” it’s also the reason they hate birds. ~K.C. Buffington

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Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest.

Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. Jim Davis

A cat has absolute emotional honesty; human beings, for one reason or another, may

hide their feelings, but a cat does not. Ernest Hemingway

Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ~Michael Nelson

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Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. Stephen Baker

In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. Rosanne Amberson

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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken

I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Hippolyte Taine

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