The Best # 50+ Alcohol Quotes And Sayings
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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.
Alcoholism is a well documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little. ~Herman “Jackrabbit” Smith-Johannsen
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up. But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
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A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic. ~Author Unknown
My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.”
Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.”
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
A drunk man never tells a lie.
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If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! ~William Shakespeare, Othello
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
You got to realise that when I was 20 years old, I had a house, a Mercedes, a Corvette and a million dollars in the bank before I could buy alcohol legally.
I am more afraid of alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.
I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not
If four or five guys tell you that you’re drunk, even though you know you haven’t had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~Joseph Schenck
“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.”
A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the same man at all. You can’t predict anything about him for sure except that he will be someone you never met before.
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor
Alcohol, tobacco, and pharmaceutical drugs are legal, but they can hurt a lot of people.
One key symptom of alcoholism is that the individual comes to need a drink for every mood–one to calm down, one to perk up, one to celebrate, one to deal with disappointment, and so on.
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. ~Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856
“I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?”
Alcoholism is a devastating, potentially fatal disease. The primary symptom of having it is telling everyone–including yourself–that you are not an alcoholic.
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.
Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. ~Author Unknown
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.
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