Top # 100+ Awesome Facebook Status Quotes

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I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

A positive attitude gives you power over your circumstances instead of your circumstances having power over you. – Joyce Meyer

If you can’t stop thinking about someone’s update, that’s called “status cling.” – Jessica Park

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

Life is too short and pointless to waste it on hating other people.

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend.

2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.

The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.

I had a facebook crush, it all ended after her photoshop trial version expired.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got? – Bill Maher

On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English.

Best Facebook Quotes

People like me great. People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters.

“Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.

Be patient. Your skin took a while to deteriorate. Give it some time to reflect a calmer inner state. As one of my friends states on his Facebook profile: The true Losers in Life, are not those who Try and Fail, but those who Fail to Try. – Jess C. Scott

Relationship now a days…. start wid poking And… end wid blocking.

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

People on facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute.

In modern politics, even the leader of the free world needs help from the sultan of Facebookistan. – Rebecca MacKinnon

You need a rajnikanth’s heart… to reject a Girl’s request on facebook.

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

When I’ll Die, I’ll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To – “Is Chilling With God”.

WhatsApp is using me! I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.

SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I’m SINGLE.

Happiness is positive thinking enjoying the little things appreciating what you have and realizing it is a choice you can make today.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook.

Facebook Quotes

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

Dear FACEBOOK! Don’t show us so much attitude, You can’t even Sign Up without us Yours Sincerely: Msn, Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail.

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.

Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

Now friendships depend on and are subject to the Facebook’s privacy policy. – Sunil Raina

Definition of LIKE button on Facebook!!! Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and they don’t like anything except their own status.. Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and comments even if they are senseless…. Welcome To FACEBOOK.

I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

Life is like Facebook – People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

Facebook Status Quotes

A strong person is not the one who doesn’t cry. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment, and then picks up her sword and fights again.

As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

No teacher, professor or anyone else but a hungry stomach, an empty pocket & a Broken Heart can teach the most important lessons of LIFE!

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger.

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated. – Lou Holtz

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly. well enough about ME! How are you?

Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it’s business or baseball, or the theater, or any field. If you don’t love what you’re doing and you can’t give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You’ll be an old man before you know it. – Al Lopez

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there is so much to smile about. – Marilyn Monroe

Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.

Being on Facebook too much in a row is like playing chess in a black hole. You never know if the next move will lead you to a checkmate or a mate checked. – Ana Claudia Antunes

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It’s my facebook page and I will post what I want. If you don’t like my post then feel free to use the unfriend button.

It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. – W. Somerset Maugham

All relationships have problems. It just depends if you two are strong enough to get through them together.

For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

Status Unavailable! Check Later.

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. – Joe DiMaggio

Don’t wait for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone’s life.

Facebook is a place where you can read everything except faces. – Amit Abraham

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.

Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.

My goal is to run out of pages in my passport.

Best Facebook Quotes

I would love to unfriend you on facebook with your fake inspirational quotes you post, But then you wouldn’t be able to see my update on the awesome things I do.

The secret to getting ahead is simply getting started.

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. – Katharine Whitehorn

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.

I have made the choices that work best for me. I know I cannot please everyone, and that’s fine. – Marlee Matlin

Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode.

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water. – Christopher Morley

Life is always about ups and downs. You won’t always be at the top, but you won’t always be at the bottom too.

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

When things are bad, it’s the best time to reinvent yourself. – George Lopez

I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Facebook Quotes

Sometimes you have to just move forward, and move on.No doubts, no questions and no looking back… Just move on.

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

Never be controlled by three things: your past, money and people.

Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.

Laugh with Passion, Live Strong, Complete Life!

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default be “Unstable”.

Someone Asked me what is UR attitude..  then i simply replied..” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE..”.

If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there. – Robert Kiyosaki

On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

The Social Networking Netiquette Loop: Read, share, like, and repeat. – David Chiles

Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

Those poeple who did you wrong have also made you strong.

The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.

Anything you do, do it well. The last thing you want is to be sorry for what you didn’t do.

I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once.

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert Bresson

Facebook Status Quotes

My parents would me proud of me because I’m addicted to facebook not the drugs.

Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

My strength did not dome from lifting weights. My strength came from lifting myself up everytime I was knocked down.

I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.

Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

Why don’t you start believing that no matter what you have or haven’t done, that your best days are still out in front of you. – Joel Osteen

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

If the purpose for learning is to score well on the test , we’ve lost the real reason for learning.

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr

Just giving you a friendly reminder that the “UNFRIEND” button is just a click to the right If you don’t like WHAT I POST ON FACEBOOK WALL.

I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.